I'm Not a Witch I'm Your Wife Halloween T Shirt [Fun 🧹Movie Line Tee]

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It’s that time of year for witches to brew potions and cast their spells! You’ll get a lot of laughs in the hilarious I’M NOT A WITCH, I’M YOUR WIFE HALLOWEEN T SHIRT. If you’re a Princess Bride fan, you’ll love this shirt, which pays homage to Carol Kane’s character, Valerie. Whether she was keeping Miracle Max in line or whipping up a sweet chocolate coating to make the medicine go down, she kept us all laughing. 

You’ll wear this top in October, or any time of year.

This shirt is a great gift for your favorite 80s movie fan. It comes in two different witch designs: lighter skin with orange hair and a black dress or darker skin with black hair and a blue dress. Find your favorite, or order one of each.

Plus, check out our Inconceivable T Shirt for more PB humor, and our I’ll Have What She’s Having T Shirt, for more Billy Crystal humor. 

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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


Product Details:

  • Classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite
  • Soft 100% cotton makes you fall in love with it over and over again
  • Runs true to size
  • Proudly Made in the USA 

Available in 5 Colors:

  • Black—Basic for a reason. Goes with everything (especially on a dark October night)
  • Dark Grey Heather—A little more interesting than basic black
  • Athletic Heather—Grey like old-school gym clothes
  • Orange—A classic for Halloween (and the color of one of our witch’s hair)
  • Purple—Another Halloween favorite

What will YOU wear it with?

Halloween is all about the costumes, and this shirt is a quick & easy way dress up without going to crazy. I wear it with black leggings and a crazy, orange tutu skirt. Add a cute orange hair accessory for a sweet outfit to wear to any October celebration. Want more costume ideas? Check out our entire Halloween Apparel Collection.

Can’t wait to see you! It’s such a thrill to see happy people like you wearing our merch out in the real world. Won’t you please post a picture or video? Let us know by tagging the Disco Ball Designs pages on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok and using our hashtag #discoballdesigns. Thanks so much!