It’s that time of year for witches to brew potions and cast their spells! You’ll get a lot of laughs in the hilarious I’M NOT A WITCH, I’M YOUR WIFE HALLOWEEN T SHIRT. If you’re a Princess Bride fan, you’ll love this shirt, which pays homage to Carol Kane’s character, Valerie. Whether she was keeping Miracle Max in line or whipping up a sweet chocolate coating to make the medicine go down, she kept us all laughing.
You’ll wear this top in October, or any time of year.
This shirt is a great gift for your favorite 80s movie fan. It comes in two different witch designs: lighter skin with orange hair and a black dress or darker skin with black hair and a blue dress. Find your favorite, or order one of each.
Plus, check out our Inconceivable T Shirt for more PB humor, and our I’ll Have What She’s Having T Shirt, for more Billy Crystal humor.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
Product Details:
- Classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite
- Soft 100% cotton makes you fall in love with it over and over again
- Runs true to size
- Proudly Made in the USA
Available in 5 Colors:
- Black—Basic for a reason. Goes with everything (especially on a dark October night)
- Dark Grey Heather—A little more interesting than basic black
- Athletic Heather—Grey like old-school gym clothes
- Orange—A classic for Halloween (and the color of one of our witch’s hair)
- Purple—Another Halloween favorite
What will YOU wear it with?
Halloween is all about the costumes, and this shirt is a quick & easy way dress up without going to crazy. I wear it with black leggings and a crazy, orange tutu skirt. Add a cute orange hair accessory for a sweet outfit to wear to any October celebration. Want more costume ideas? Check out our entire Halloween Apparel Collection.
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